"I didn't want to go to school because vacation was so much fun"

All the same, this might be taking things a bit far.

Boy glues hand to bed to avoid school - Yahoo! News

MEXICO CITY - A 10-year-old Mexican boy dreaded returning to school after Christmas break so much that he glued his hand to his bed. Sandra Palacios spent nearly two hours Monday morning trying to free her son Diego's hand with water, oil and nail polish remover before calling authorities, police chief Jorge Camacho told The Associated Press from outside the northern city of Monterrey.

Alas, another plan was foiled:

Diego's hand was fine, and paramedics managed to unstick him in time for class.

Better luck next time Diego.

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