Well, on the bright side

Being stuck hundreds of miles from family and trying not to vomit my stomach out meant missing conversations like this.

Most conversations start similar to this:

Kate: “Aunt Ethyl, this is Jarid.

Jarid: “Hi Aunt Ethyl, I’m Jarid. Not a lesbian and very pleased to meet you.

Ethyl: “Nice to meet you too and how was the flight/trip/travel/journey?

Empathetic relatives’ conversations go slightly different.

Kate: “Jarid, this is Cousin Roger.”

Jarid: Hi Roger, I’m Jarid. Not a lesbian and very pleased to meet you.

Roger: So, what can I get you to drink?

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