Updated IMAO terrorist FAQ

The new and improved terrorist FAQ:

Q. The Democrats say they have a better plan to handle the terrorists.  Should we elect them?
A. What's their plan?

Q. I dunno.  You're the answering guy.
A. Well, I'll check with the Democrat FAQ...
...
No, it doesn't know the plan either.

Q. Maybe it's a secret.
A. If it were a secret that would be effective against terrorists, it would be in the New York Times by now.

Priceless.