You can't make this stuff up!

I can't even begin to think of anything to say:

An Australian woman was found to be carrying 51 live tropical fish after custom officials were alerted by "flipping" noises coming from beneath her skirt as she arrived at Melbourne airport.

On closer inspection, officers discovered the woman had strapped on an apron of plastic water-filled bags containing the fish, the Australian Customs Service said.

"During the search, customs officers became suspicious after hearing 'flipping' noises coming from the vicinity of her waist," said the statement.

I'm speechless.

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[Kristin]

While I was at bible college a fellow student smuggled snakes home in a tupperware bowl, pretending to be pregenant. Appalling on so many levels. It was pre-9/11 and she got away with it.