I just stumbled across the blog BlameBush! and I've got to say that it's hilarious. For instance:
After weeks of skyrocketing gas prices, John Kerry, a decorated Vietnam Veteran, was "incensed and outraged" over the possibility that Bush will lower gas prices just in time for the elections."Fo' shizzle mah nizzle, I'm incensed and outraged," Kerry told a crowd of teenagers at a "Get Out the Vote" rave this week. "If Bush had any sense of fairness, he'd keep gas prices high until after November. Word!"
Kerry, who has been running on a "The economy's collapsing, and we're all gonna die!" platform, has good cause to be suspicuous. As most people know, the pricing signs at every gas station across the country are wired directly to a switch in the Oval Office. When Shrub wants to grease his rich oil buddies for more campaign contributions, he thrusts the switch forward and gas shoots up 50 cents a gallon. When he wants to score political points just in time for the election, he eases the switch back and prices go down. When gas prices don't change at all for a while, it's because Bush is so hungover that he can't lift his arms high enough to reach the switch. So, in effect, when gas prices are up, it's Bush's fault. When gas prices are down, it's Bush's fault. If gas prices remain the same: Bush's fault. From the damn of history, the Bush family has been in complete control of what we pay at the pumps.
Until now.
Go ahead. You know you want to read the rest.
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