Most conversations start similar to this:
Kate: “Aunt Ethyl, this is Jarid.
Jarid: “Hi Aunt Ethyl, I’m Jarid. Not a lesbian and very pleased to meet you.
Ethyl: “Nice to meet you too and how was the flight/trip/travel/journey?
Empathetic relatives’ conversations go slightly different.
Kate: “Jarid, this is Cousin Roger.”
Jarid: Hi Roger, I’m Jarid. Not a lesbian and very pleased to meet you.
Roger: So, what can I get you to drink?
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