... I've got some ocean front property in AZ for you.
Sure, this makes sense:
A Michigan man says he shot his neighbor's pregnant cow after mistaking it for a coyote.
Authorities are skeptical, however.
"I don't know how he hit a several-thousand-pound cow mistaking it for a coyote," said Colfax Township Undersheriff Rory Heckman.
Making things even more suspicious, the gunman tried to drag the beefy corpse home.
Sure, it was a coyote ... yeah, that's the ticket.
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