*** Warning! Warning! Danger Will Robinson! Accounting lingo ahead! ***
I realize that I'm pretty strange, but this one is pretty odd even for me. I was just sitting at my desk working and I thought, "If I ever wrote a story (book/tv/movie/whatever) that had street thugs extorting "protection" money from store owners, I'd probably have one of the store owners issue the thug a 1099.
You are warped, but I like it.
Well, it was tax evasion that they got Capone with; I'm not sure if the issuer of the 1099 would be needing his knees 'scoped a few days later, but it would be fitting.
Posted by: Mark Byron | Wednesday, January 12, 2005 at 07:05 PM
LOL. that'd be funny. but you'd have to change your name and appearance and move away.
Posted by: sarahk | Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 08:50 AM
Hey, that wouldn't be so bad for you. You'd have an excuse to move to the Grand Canyon area.
Posted by: Jeffrey Collins | Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 08:57 AM
i'm never moving again. moving is Satan's way of poking fun at God's transient children.
Posted by: sarahk | Thursday, January 13, 2005 at 09:20 AM