I thought Frank was supposed to be doing satire.
Which reminds me, several months ago I excerpted a bit of one of Frank's longer posts and I got hammered by a reader about how "insenstive" the comments were. When I replied something along the lines of, "Well, it is Frank J," my reader basically said, "Oh, I didn't realize it was Frank J. It's OK then."
Why tell that story now? I have no idea. It just popped into my head and demanded to be let out.